This is a transcript for The New Looney Tunes Show episode "Beach, Blanket, Bang-O" from the minisseries "Toon Marooned".
Fade in. The title card appears with Bugs coming out from the logo.
- Bugs: (munches a carrot) Toon Marooned.
Cuts to Bugs and Daffy in the island.
- Bugs: Today, our toons will compete for the immunity anvil.
- Daffy: That means the winner can't be voted off the show tonight.
Cuts to the contestants prepared for the challenge.
- Bugs: Alright, gang. Listen up: you race down the beach, you pick up the bucket (shows a bucket full of dynamite) and and you bring it back here. The winner gets immunity.
- Daffy: Ready? Set (all start the challenge, angrily), go.
The contests are running to get the bucket. Daffy sets the first obstacle.
- Daffy: (to Taz) Here, boy. Catch the steak.
The steak falls on Babbit and Catstello, leading Taz to attack them.
- Babbit: This is ridiculous.
Monty digs a hole, leading Porky to fall on it.
- Porky: (falling on the hole) Whoa!
Monty buries Porky and laughs evily.
- Porky: Hey, who turned of the li-li-li-li... Gosh, it's dark in here.
Monty lets Hello Nurse surpass him.
- Monty: Oh, ladies first.
- Hello Nurse: Oh, thank you, young man.
She falls on another Monty's trap, ending up tied with a rope.
- Hello Nurse: (being tied) Oh!
Monty sticks out his tongue to her and gets the bucket, reaching the finish line.
- Monty: I win, I win.
The bucket explodes.
- Bugs: Sorry, doc. You lose. It's supponed to come to the finish line.
- Monty: What?! But I was coming to the line!
- Daffy: Yes, but the dynamite exploted just before you came. Besides, you cheated. So, you lose anyways.
- Monty: (angrily) I HATE RABBITS AND DUCKS!
Cuts to the contestants reunited at night.
- Bugs: Now you guys must vote someone off.
- Daffy: So tonight we're going to try these butterflies ballots.
The butterflies fly to the contestants, hitting Sylvester and Sylvia's face various times, while Elmer didn't catch one.
- Elmer: (shooting the butterflies) Come back hewe, you scwewy buttewfwies (laughs).
Daffy gets the paper on the bin.
- Daffy: (reading it) Ehh, sorry, Nurse. The toons have spoken.
Hello Nurse gets angry. Cuts to the port, where she prepares to depart. Yakko and Wakko cry.
- Dot: (grumpy) I'm sister to two crybabies.
- Hello Nurse: (angrily) Well, I'm contesting this vote, you whippersnappers. How did you? (the cruise arrives) I will have my lawyers here before morning... (the cruise ladders hit Monty and she sees it) Oh, a cruise. (changes her mod and giggles) So long, suckers! (gets on the cruise)
- Bugs and Daffy: Bon voyage! See ya!
- Bugs: Ehh, one down, 17 to go.
Iris out and the segment ends.