Squirrel Seasoning is the first segment of the sixth episode of Season 3 of The New Looney Tunes Show, starring Slappy Squirrel and Walter Wolf.




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  • "(when he puts a table saying "Squirrel" on a "Wolf Season Open" sign) I'm a wolf bent on self-preservationum" - Walter Wolf.
  • "(mockingly) Oh, no. Aunt Slappy! Not the Rabbit Season, Duck Season gag... again!" - Skippy Squirrel.
  • "Skippy. What are you tryin' to do?" - Slappy Squirrel.
  • "I'm saying what's right here on the script. It takes a little while to memorize these lines and I'll have to recite this when my cue comes" - Skippy Squirrel.
  • "You can't be really memorizing these lines so quickly. By the way, should ya be put through such agony?" - Slappy Squirrel.
  • "(shocked) Whaaaaaaaaat?" - Skippy Squirrel.
  • "Really? Come on, Walter! I am gettin' too old for this gag here!" - Slappy Squirrel.
  • "Oh, Mw. Game Wawden, I hope you can hewp me. A wowf towd me it is Squiwwel Season, but two squiwwels towd me it is Wowf Season. Can you teww me what season it weawy is?" - Elmer Fudd.
  • "Why certainly, my boy. It's baseball season! (Elmer laughs dementedly; then Slappy throws the baseball) Here, boy! Here, boy! Go get it! Go get it! (Elmer runs after the baseball, shooting it repeatedly)" - Slappy Squirrel.
  • "Just between the three of us, what season is it, really?" - Slappy Squirrel.
  • "Ha, ha, ha! Don't be so naive, Slappy. Why, everybody knows it's really wolf hunting season. (hunters suddenly materialize and shoot him) I hate that squirrel!" - Walter Wolf.
  • "Now that's comedy! (iris closes and the segment ends)" - Slappy Squirrel.


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