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Speedy Bugs is the third episode of New Looneys. It stars Bugs, Speedy and Elmer. It also introduces "Merrie Melodies" from Looney Tunes Show.

ScriptEdit

It opens up to Wile E. Desert, where Wile E. Coyote is chasing Road Runner through the desert. It zooms past them to Speedy Gonzales' Taco Shop, where Speedy is serving tables to random loons. Bugs enters and sits down. Speedy brings him a taco.

Speedy: Hello, Missur Bunny! Here eess your carrit 'aco!

Speedy notices that Bugs is sad.

Speedy: What eess wrong, Senior Bunny?

Bugs: It's Elmer. Everytime he chases me, he almost always catches me and I have to outsmart him.

Speedy: Eess because you are slow. You aff to be speedy, like me! ¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yiii-hah!

Speedy runs around the restaurant, accidently almost knocking over Granny's chair but catches it.

Granny: Oh my!

Speedy: ¡Yiii-hah!

Speedy stops at Bugs' table.

Speedy: Ooh zee?

Elmer bursts in.

Elmer: Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting wabbits!

Granny: In a taco shop?

Elmer: Ssssss!

Granny: Well!

Bugs and Speedy hide behind the table.

Speedy: Ooh ready vor your virst leessohn?

Bugs: Wait, what?

Speedy: ¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yiii-hah!

Bugs: Waitwaitwait!

Speedy grabs Bugs' hand and they begin running around.

Speedy: ¡Yiii-hah!

Merrie Melody (Wile E. Rocket)Edit

It shows Wile E. Coyote building a rocket as the music starts.

Wild Rocket Ride

I said a Wild Rocket Ride

Wile E. Coyote on his Wile E. Rocket

Wile E. Coyote gets on his rocket and boosts towards the Road Runner, who runs away.

Chasing down Road Runner on his Wile E. Rocket

It's a Wile E. Rocket

Yes a Wile E. Rocket

It's a Wild Rocket Ride

On a Wile E. Rocket

Yeah yeah yeah

Wild Rocket Ride

Wild Rocket Ride

Wild

Rocket

Ride

Wile E. Coyote crashes into a rock and Road Runner returns.

Road Runner: Beep beep!

Road Runner runs off.

End Merrie MelodyEdit

Speedy drags Bugs out of the taco shop.

Speedy: Ah you ready?

Bugs: No, wait!

Speedy lets Bugs go as Bugs starts running. Elmer exits the shop.

Elmer: Wascally wabbit! Come back here!

Elmer shoots at Bugs and runs after him.

Speedy: Ooh ah slowing down, Missur Bunny!

Bugs: I...huff...can't...run...huff...this fast!

Bugs starts walking at normal speeds as Elmer begins shooting at him. Bugs runs towards a cliff and stops. Elmer follows, but doesn't stop. He looks back at Bugs, who points down. Elmer looks down.

Elmer: WAAAAH! WASCALLY WABBIT!

Elmer falls and we hear a splat.

Bugs: Sometimes, the easiest way is the hard way.

Speedy: ¡Si! ¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yiii-hah!

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